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chinese text troll shirts

there's no such thing as hardwork. hardwork is just talent. and i was born with it.

this shirt helped a poor kid out 
straight out of sync
straight out of wack
straight out of my mind
straight out of wedlock
straight out of the way
straight out of work

well, well, well... im a villain.

ugly is in the eye of the beholder
you look real dumb 'up side down text'
is your neck feeling better?

university degree:
drop-off, free, entrepreneur.
i dropped off from a slave farm. and you're feeling sorry for me?
you reap what you sow. and college is an infertile ground.

for tall people:
yes the air up here is better
i dont play basketball
at 30 years old, i'm still growing.
looking for a guy who can kiss my forehead
it's okay. i dont like comfortable seats anyway.
my age is when you halve how old you think i am
should i buy you a hot air balloon so we can talk eye to eye?
you think it's so great? when sky falls, i am the first to die.
cant make a shot, makes basketball team anyway.
i get jobs in sales for no reason.
whats like down there?
im not a real person
everything is proportional on me. lennyface
is the air down there good?
this is what happens when you bump your head too many times.
i cut off my feet when i sleep.
what's a midriff?
my hug is not awkward. you are just too short.
actually, teletubbies are taller than me
people never look at me eye to eye
i'm not tall. im tall boned.
dont look elsewhere when i stand up.
i like sitting in front of you.
your problem is my opportunity.
short guys go for short girls. tall guys go for short guys. what do i get? cats, mostly.
when you are too tall for anyone but cats to win your heart.
do you know what it's like when ceiling fan is a real life threat?
you are very perceptive for noticing a subtle part of my being.
i know, it's a different world up here.

for fat people:
i dont have diabetes. actually, i dont know.
my lard would taste great.
no, i dont own a mirror, nor i ever will.
no i'm not pregnant.
i wont sugarcoat that im fat. in fact iwill eat that too.
why you eat more than i do and still skinny like a twig?
heart attack is shortcut to heaven.
i beat anorexia
don't pick on me. i have enough on my plates.
don't worry. it's in there.
it's function. but you gotta do the work.
it would be real hard to kidnap me.
i will not buy two tickets/for one seat.
we can have a heavy discussion.
in the summer i could deep fry myself.
hand over the big mac, and nobody gets hurt.

for thin people:

for short people:
im pretty tall in china
give me a hot air balloon so we can talk eye to eye.
i dont want to objectify women, but all i can see is ur boobs.

for women:
prenup is for losers
a thousand deaths upon those voyeurs with their phones out!
a cucumber has many uses. do you know?
i confirm the wearer is a thot.
unapologetically photogenic
pikachu breast shirt
can you rip this shirt apart?
proud of being black and my chemically straigtened hair

for men:
middle age, divorced, cashcow.

for asian:
i love rice.
if you are wondering, my name is hang low.
ching chong ling long ting long means we are taking over your country
me no engrish. i also carry a creaver.
'Prisencolinensinanciusol'
hi my white ghost friend!
iq in reverse proportion to member size.
now pronounce 'Xi'.
yes, im always hungry.
my armpit smells like nothing!
i really know kongfu.
is tattoo a food?


for french:
i speak no le english.
jinwandalaohu

troll:
trollin' is love, trollin' is life.

black people:
i majored in computer science. and yes, i once tried to hack into kfc.
white supremacy is having an old white man on every kfc box
the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
the darker the flesh, the deeper the root.

father son:
rest assured, you are not adopted. why would i ever choose you?
only you can call me a motherfucker, son.
this old man is always mad about nothing. - son
parenting - if it drives you crazy, you're doing right.
what's wrong with me calling this guy a motherfucker? - son


mother:
i thank the lord when it's bedtime.
tfw people without kids complain about being tired.
beware the power of calling you by your full-name.
it's a secret, darling, but i actually have another name not called 'mom'.
do your damn chores, i had a c-section for you.
my son called his dad a motherfucker. i dont know how to feel.
take your ass to bed!
i was waiting for my mom to cook dinner, then i realised i am.

son:
mom was easy. dad was hard.
my mom called me a 'son of a bitch.' im not sure how to feel.

lebron:
6'9 269lbs 26.9 6.9 6.9

chinese zodiac:
2018 the Year of the Dog. Fellow dogs unite! (if you are born in '06, '94, '82, '70, '58...)
TFW When own a dog and this is your spiritual year (if you are born in '06, '94, '82, '70, '58...).


mj:
1-9
glorified monta ellis.
this bald man is not my goat.
MiCoon Jordan

dbz:
is it slavery if you get what you want?
do you know how powerful is the lack of eyebrows?
Liberal women
You have destroyed everything: Compliments Chivalry Courtesy Alpha men & REAL sexual harassment for REAL women who REALLY suffer it

inappropriate:
universal midget line ----------
student + dying = studying
My teacher is my late night teaser
more ambitchous than your average bitch
I love pom! (you sleazy pervert)
if you are reading this can you give me your seat?
the fart is growling wild inside of me
this is also the shirt for the angel inside
this is where i hide my six pack
two less fish in the sea
two less miserable fucks N$F date
proud to be single
proud to be married to independence
proud to be married to freedom
proud to be married to mental sanity
one penis for eternity
one pussy for eternity
proud to be married to my strong right hand
do not arm wrestle with a man who's single
do not arm wrestle with an old virgin
hand tighter than grill
hand tighter than girl
our marriage is fraught with fighting on the bed
thanks to porn im ambidextrous
thanks to the internet im ambidextrous
without the internet, i wouldnt be ambidextrous
hey shirt, you like my sweat?
hey shirt, you like my sweaty armpit?
hey shirt, a weirdo is staring at you
hey shirt, we have a weird in front of us
bet you wanna turn into this shirt
bet you wanna be this shirt
bet you wanna caress my skin like this shirt does

Too cool for school
STRAIGHT outta my marriage
STRAIGHT outta marital court
STRAIGHT outta sync
FUCK the pool lease
FUCK the beauty women
STRAIGHT outta the womb
STRAIGHT outta cold shower
lowkey strong AF
lowkey keeping a low profile unassumingly
lowkey the smartest guy in the room
lowkey the GOAT
walking encyclopedia of porn subgenres
walking dictionary of your mom's least favorite words
walking dictionary of java/c++...
walking dictionary of girls i didnt get
walking dictionary of hentai subgenres

classic world of warcarft situation and politics

people say that videogame is attractive to us, in some level because it offers an alternative to the real life droll, but also to some extent, because it verily reflects reality, though with its own twists and modifications.

world of warcraft does that to many people. it's one of the few games ever to have an open world as large as to mimic the size of that of a real life city. it sucked millions of avid players in even though it was extremely hardcore by today's standard. people built real community in it, through guilds, raid runs, and just plain old erotic role playing. friendships were made, enemies were sworn, some have found their lifelong partners.  it mimicked, or to some extent surpassed real life so well, that so many oldschool players longed and yearned for the day to come for world of warcraft to have that sense of community again.

that community, is instead under fire now for giving suggestions about ways to its resurrection.

blizzard announced that a classic version of world of warcraft will come out in the forseeable future, echoing the suggestions and efforts many hardcore classic players have put out to bring the good old times back. it's also understandably a good gesture from blizzard that it will lend its ears to the feedback from the community about how they can deliver a satisfactory blizzard-quality product to them.

the bad thing is, like politics, when you give voice to everyone without any gating mechanism, you will not get a multitude of opinions, instead, you would get just a swarm of noise making bees. while some may take time to make a very serious suggestion, this effort would soon be buried under by trolls who get exhilarated from making these passionate, and thus vulnerable fans annoyed and angry by making masked suggestions to blizzard that expressly undermine what the fans are diligently supporting for and working towards. for me, it's already a conclusion that the end result of this classic wow project will not be a satisfactory experience of everyone,and the bickering willd drag on until the end of time, as long as blizzard listened.

democracy, praised universally in the west as the ideal form of governing, suffers from this selfsame flaw as well. when everyone's given a voice to express their own opinion, let alone making a weighty decision that will impact on the future of the very community they live in, they will inevitably be drawn toward that which is beneficial to their own self interest. thus, objectivity is absolutely impossible to achieve, as long as diversity still exists.

we cannot rework human nature, nor should we, but recognising this we must understand the futility in being fair by giving everyone a voice. because it is not in human nature for us to be fair if being so undermines our own self interests. we wouldn't be here if our species never domesticated animals and left them alone, and us never competed to be better than the next person.

on the flip side, giving voice and the sceptre of power to a few individual is not perfect either, in fact it's more fallible than democracy. china may be an exception to the rule, but we need to realise how superior in policy making and herd control the communist party is at. most other communisms around the world don't even come close to their level, in an economic sense and in a political sense.

when one solution doesn't work, by no means will the opposite work. sometimes we need to get rid of this bipolarity and look at things elsewhere. and there's a speck of light that many have yet seen. and it's anarchy.

anarchy is not the lack of rules and total chaos, but rules exclusively made for and by the citizenry, those who reject a central power that has power overall and can enact laws to change their lives at a whim. if you have never vigorously pursued or understood anarchy, it wouldn't hurt if you do it now. is it any surprise that the first image in many people's head of anarchy is that of lawlessness, verily because it challenges the existence of state which is its very anti-matter?

Basic metric and standard conversion of heights (for NBA and sports in general)

From short to tall:
5'1" - 1.53m
5'2" - 1.56m
5'3" - 1.60m
5'4" - 1.62
5'5" - 1.65
5'6" - 1.68
5'7" - 1.72
5'8" - 1.74
5'9" - 1.76
5'10 - 1.78
5'11 - 1.80
6'0" - 1.83
6'1 - 1.86
6'2 - 1.88
6'3 - 1.90
6'4 - 1.93
6'5 - 1.95
6'6 - 1.98
6'7 - 2.01
6'8 - 2.03
6'9 - 2.06
6'10 - 2.08
6'11 - 2.11
7' - 2.13

Social Media HARD Limits (Twitter)

Following limit for new accounts - 5000
Following limit for 'old' accounts - Followers x 1.10
Tweets per day - 2400
Tweets per hour - 100
DM per day - 250
Email change per hour - 4
Lists limit - 1000
Max header resolution - 1500x1500
Tweet word limit - 140 (280 in experiment as of writing)
Bio word limit - 160
Max people in a list - 5000
Following limit in 1 day - 1000 (old and new accounts alike)
Unfollowing limit - unspecified. Scripted unfollowing may be detected.

Proper horsepower for time-attacking each track in WMMT (Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune)

This blogpost focuses only on time-attacking horsepower selection. For vs. mode it's entirely a different matter; for you can always tweak your horsepower depending on your opponent's playstyle, juncture selection strategy and starting point (which may lead to more or less corners in the course of a match, so adjust hp accordingly).

C1 inbound - 720hp.
C1 outbound - 700hp. 680hp apprently works very well, too. In WMMT3 era a 680hp R32 clocked in 51"0 and the WR was 50"9.

New belt line clock wise - 760hp. 740hp for beginners.
NBL CCW - 830hp. Weirdest track in my opinion. Going from the tortuous corners in C1 to 20 kms of straightaway.

Yokohanes, Wangans - 830hp. All straightaways.

Osaka/Hanshin - 760hp. 780hp could be explored more. In WMMT3 GANTZ san clocked in 48"184 with 780hp when the WR was 48"072.

Nagoya - 800hp pretty much universally. 780hp is outdated.

Fukuoka - 720hp.

Hakone - 760hp. 780hp could be explored more. You NEED the drift to tackle the successive corners, so stick to a high horsepower. Don't be a pussy.

Yaesu courses - 20hp below their C1 counterparts.

Minato courses - 800hp.

Tokyo loop - 760hp. 740hp could be explored more.
Kanagawa loop - 830hp

2v2 Vs Mode Rules in WMMT (Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune)

2v2 is a mode that's very popular in pretty much every country that has WMMT, and for some reason - it does not include Japan.

Japanese players much more prefer a free-for-all match than playing 2v2, perhaps due to the perceived 'violent' nature of a 2v2 match, where occassions may occur where you need to hammer down that brake and swing the steering wheel to slow down your opponent hard for your teammate to catch up.

The rules for 2v2 is not complicated, and mostly about how points are calculated to determine win and loss.

1. When there's a junction selection, choose the one that leads to corners. This applies to free-for-all battles as well, and in general is more considered an unwritten rule, a nice but expected thing to do. If you are in a tournament or just 'serious business', you won't be penalised for selecting the straightaway, because all you want is to win. But in most other situations, it's preferable to always select the one that leads to a corner. The rationale behind this is it makes the course more fun and challenging, selecting the straightaway in some way implies you have chickened out and want an easy win in a douchebag way.

2. Determining which one of the two teams win. In each match there's 4 possible positions for each player to be in: 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th. And though it's not explicited rewarded for points (the game does not have that function yet) players and audience calculate for themselves the points. So it goes like this:

1st position rewarded with 3 points.
2nd with 2.
3rd with 1.
4th with 0.

So the team whose two players are combined for more points WINS.
Possible scenarios: (1st+2nd, 1st+3rd)

But what if we have one team scoring 1st and 4th, and the other 2nd and 3rd?

Then we need a clincher for that, and the rule for a clincher is very simple, the teammate that has the 1st position wins. This game usually does not take place unless in the previous two matches each team have scored the same amount of points and/or positions. So in most tournaments 3 matches is the maximum you need to decide the winners and losers.

Vs. Mode Tips in Hakone in WMMT (Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune)

A few things that make Hakone a different track to do battle in in vs. mode.

1. There's no orange car/traffic, making the result of a match-up less RNG than it would in any city pass.

2. Your time-attacking skill will be much more decisive here in the mountain pass. Because even compared to tracks like C1 there's still so much more straightaways than Hakone, allowing catch-up mechanics to work quite fully. In Hakone this catch-up mechanics is almost insignificant due to the so many corners; each of which would give an opportunity for a skilled driver to stretch out the distance between him and a worse driver.

This can be seen in the TA results, too.  Two guys can have very similar TA performance in C1, one clocked in at '50''7, the other '50''6, for example. But given that one of them trains very dilligently in the mountain pass, his TA could be a FULL SECOND or more fast than the other who does not. I have a similar C1 record to a friend of mine, but my Hakone TA is more than a second faster than him (2'26"9 compared to 28"7). Hakone is truly the only course in WMMT where you can destroy your opponent simply through virtue of a better TA performance.

3. Suicide attack. This technique is pretty useful in 2v2s, and can be used for funzies when it's a free-for-all match. How it works is, when you are in the 2nd position, and your teammate 4th, you want to slow down one of the opponents (3rd in position) to make opportunity for your teammate to catch up, evening the score. So upon entering the corner, you deliberately aim at where it's too early to kiss the apex, essentially turning the corner much earlier than you would properly. What this does is you crash HARD on the apex instead of kissing it, but given the narrow nature of Hakone, there's no way the guy coming behind you could detour his way around you, so he will crash too, possibly on your rear-end. This slowing down allows enough time (probably one or two seconds) for your teammate to catch up, especially when there's too much differential for the opponent blocking tends to get much harder to pull off.

4. Low horsepower does not mean better control. This is for beginners. Using low horsepower (e.g. 700hp, 660hp) makes it pretty much assumable that you are a newbie in Hakone, and it's not going to help having a lower horsepower when you don't even know the course well to navigate through the corners confidently. It's also definitively slower than 760hp, because due to the interconnected nature of corners in Hakone, you rely on the drift that comes with 760hp to tackle through each corner in seamless fashion. And like I said before, TA is so much more important here than in the city, and using a low horsepower reduces your chance to be benefited from catch-up mechanics.